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Now..... Y-Youu..... Leestin... T-to me............ Wha..... What were we talking aboot?
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Dae ye nae speak scots brother?
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Wha....... YAR, I SHPEAK PIRATE ARR I TELL YAR, WALK DEE PLANK, YOU SCURVY SCOUNDREL
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That's offensive ya bas
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YAR, ya know what? YAR going to go crying to yer mummy eh? I offended you?!
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Ye aff tae clam up or dae ah hae tae mak' ye?
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YAR, wurk der plank
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Shut yer pumpin' geggy ye annoying twat!
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Wort wort wort.......
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Shut yer pumpin' geggy ye annoying twat!
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Ehh, that's offensive..... Why you so meaaaan?
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Dinnae be offensive ye bahookie
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But you werrrrre, and it hurt meeee
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You called scots pirate dickhead
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No, I said I WAS a pirate... Derp
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go away illiterate!
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You're meaaan
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shut up
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sthp now
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I don't wanna