So in the above picture we have the [i]cargo accelerator[/i] or whatever they decided to tell us this was, but really? Bungie has decided that a slingshot is not enough in the far future of Destiny. Theyve replaced the rubber band with magnets and space magic, and then put it on a ramp. But they made a mistake, and realized that most of the time the earth is going to be in the way of the sun. So in an attempt to [i]rotate the moon[/i] they mustve messed up. Its the only explanation, their turning mechanism blew up, and now the moon is messed up. We always knew it would happen, now you just have to find a better way to point it at the sun and strap the Cryptarch in..... But seriously, I cant be the only person sees this.... Right?
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That's what that thing is? lol I thought it was a monorail or something
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I don't have time to explain this to you and I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. [spoiler]but give me $35 and I will spoon feed some of it to you little by little[/spoiler]
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Nah, the Slingshot is being built in Old Chicago. That's why we aren't allowed there right now.
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Lolwut? The Hive screwed the moon up, not us.
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I could tell you............ [spoiler]But i wont mwhahahahahaha[/spoiler]
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Congratulations, You have been nominated to be the first person flung into the sun when the protoype is complete ~ Love Bungie