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Edited by trong: 10/6/2014 2:03:07 PM
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HELP I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN THE TOASTER!!!

OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://www.wikihow.com/Bake-a-Cake]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice??? EDIT: OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY EDIT: It's OK, guys!! My penis burnt off, so it's unstuck now :) The only problem is that I wasted a [b]perfectly[/b] good toaster D:

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  • Edited by JPLAY101: 10/6/2014 2:04:16 PM
    [quote]OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://makeameme.org/media/created/whered-you-get-0s0zpv.jpg]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice??? EDIT: OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY[/quote] Your stupid Get on the short bus and get to school. It's called short hand.....smart assssss.

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