OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://www.wikihow.com/Bake-a-Cake]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice???
EDIT:
OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY
EDIT:
It's OK, guys!! My penis burnt off, so it's unstuck now :)
The only problem is that I wasted a [b]perfectly[/b] good toaster D:
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Good thing that's covered in Obamacare