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10/7/2014 11:38:30 PM
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Hilarious stories you've heard?
A friend told me this story about a friend his dad had in college.
This friend of his was notorious for farting on people's lunch when they went somewhere. One day, this kid leaves his lunch to go to the bathroom. His dad's friend goes to do his thing. But he ended up taking a giant shit on the person's food. He walked away awkwardly, then the kid comes back from the bathroom to find his food covered in shit. He just left it there, didn't attempt to clean it up (who would try?). Laugh like crazy after that story is brought up.
What do you have?
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[quote]And[/quote] -Kyle, 2014
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1 ReplyHalo 4 campaign
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Well my dad, born in 64, as a teenager would go to concerts all the time, when he was about 18 he hitchhiked to a concert in Boston I think it was. (Hitchhiking was a lot safer to do back then) So him and three of his friends went had a blast and needed to hitchhike home too, so this guy in a beatup pick-up truck picks them up. Everyone was sitting in a different corner of the bed (the big open trunk behind the driver), and just bullshitting about good times and shit. So they also notice that this is a truck that the bed can detach, and it will still beable to drive. Well the driver, who was just a "cool old dude" (my dads description of him) takes a corner really hard, causing the bed of the truck to fly off with my dad and his three friends in it, and they're just sliding and spinning on the pavement screaming their asses off until it stops and they notice the guy just kept driving. So the police show up and they're talking to them and what not, and after my dad and his friends go to Jack in the Box to get some food to swallow down what just happened. Well low and behold while they're in line the "cool old dude" jumps in line like nothing ever happened. I guess he didn't even realize it lmfao My dad has a bunch of good stories because he had a pretty wild youth haha he once got pulled over by the cops while walking down the road late at night, and almost arrested for "shitting on the bakery floor" lmao
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4 RepliesWhere should I start? One of my dad's stories about growing up on military bases? One of his tales of work-related pranks? One of the his school stories? Something else?
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1 ReplyIt was the last day of class, and we had all just finished the exam. So me and a friend made a bunch of paper airplanes, and the whole class just started throwing them around the room. It got way out of hand. Well, at the end of class (the teacher was gone, we had a proctor), my friend and I decided to leave all of the paper airplanes on the teacher's desk as revenge for all of her stupid shit that year. We even stapled a couple to her calendar. Now, if this wasn't bad enough, a lot of the paper airplanes had stuff written on them, including a swastika, "Al Quaeda Air Force," and there was even a cone-shaped one named "The Penetrator." It may not sound that funny, but being there was hilarious.
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7 RepliesAlright so this one I had the honor of seeing myself. So our school does this kind of "Rally" event every year where every classroom has to pick a team name, color, mascot, etc. and competes against other classrooms (Teams) in games such as tug o' war, three foot races, stuff like that. Usually messy stuff. Anywho, about 10 of us guys were together at a friend's house, making our mascot, since you have to make one yourself. It was a carton of milk. Every team usually gets team T-Shirts to represent, and we had already ordered ours but were waiting for them to be delievered. For some reason which I don't remember, all 10 of us had to go to a meeting spot to meet the guy who would deliver the T-Shirts. So there we are, 10 guys walking in the street at about 8:00 PM, bored out of our minds when the guy wouldn't arrive. The average male teen mind is full of stupid ideas, so a couple of friends decided to go topless and run around in the park. Nothing really bad. However, another friend of mine, Kevin, decided to moon all passing cars. This in itself was hilarious, but I lost my shit when he whipped out his dick and started hopping around, flailing it like a helicopter. As he was doing this, a woman walked by, appearing out of nowhere, with her young daughter. I just -blam!-ing lost it. I laughed so much when I saw Kevin's face go from "Cheerfully flailing dick around" to "Oh shit, I just exposed my dick to a woman and her child", and tucking it back in as fast as he could. I'm surprised we didn't get the cops called on us.
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Destiny
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This one time, my friend and I were up on this store's roof having some drinks. My friend found this hatch while we were up there, so he tried openining it but it wouldn't budge. Five minutes later, the cops showed up because it triggerd a silent alarm. We both jumped off of the roof, but I landed weirdly and broke my ankle. I couldn't walk, so my friend carried me back to his car. He waited for the cops to leave before he pulled out of the parking lot and drove me to the hospital.
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A friend of mine at work told me to "Sing some Negro spiritual" so I started singing Drop it Like it's Hot by Snopp Dogg
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One time I used the restroom and then after I finished, I washed my hands
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I'm sure I have I just can't think of any right now
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I laughed the mental image was too much
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One day there was a goat, it died, I ate the remains [i]the end[/i]
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You guys are boring.
