Guten Tag Herr, und Frau, Kommandants!
NOT HAPPENING!
*tackles German me into a corner and pummels him*
English
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Guttentag!
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DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! *continues pummelling*
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Why for you do this?
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Because! He! Is! An! Alternate! Universe! Version! Of! Me! *punches to rhythm of conversation* Nein! Nein! Hör auf, du Idiot!
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An alternate universe version of an alternate universe version
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There's an infinite amount of universes, I'm surpsed you didn't expect this. *punch*
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I did, I just find it funny.