A friend told me this story about a friend his dad had in college.
This friend of his was notorious for farting on people's lunch when they went somewhere. One day, this kid leaves his lunch to go to the bathroom. His dad's friend goes to do his thing. But he ended up taking a giant shit on the person's food. He walked away awkwardly, then the kid comes back from the bathroom to find his food covered in shit. He just left it there, didn't attempt to clean it up (who would try?). Laugh like crazy after that story is brought up.
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It was the last day of class, and we had all just finished the exam. So me and a friend made a bunch of paper airplanes, and the whole class just started throwing them around the room. It got way out of hand. Well, at the end of class (the teacher was gone, we had a proctor), my friend and I decided to leave all of the paper airplanes on the teacher's desk as revenge for all of her stupid shit that year. We even stapled a couple to her calendar. Now, if this wasn't bad enough, a lot of the paper airplanes had stuff written on them, including a swastika, "Al Quaeda Air Force," and there was even a cone-shaped one named "The Penetrator." It may not sound that funny, but being there was hilarious.