Yes I want someone from the most hated country on the planet to take me seriously and talk about the Engligh language. On n an American on the internet said he will make me cry, however will I get on with my life? Oh woe is me, Australia is doomed, whatever will our kangaroos do without us? Also, your beer is awful, cat urine would be a better substitute, mate.

Firstly, I agree about American beer- the worst, prefer German. Second, everybody hates the dog on top (until they need help)- We're over it. Third, you've started a battle of wits and you're woefully unarmed. Ohh my English is better than your English. The language existed before both of our countries and I didn't know you were an Aussie until you said something about it. Good for you, God save the emu or whatever. PS- spent time in Australia, only the guys hate us, your sheilas are quite smitten :)

I am a "shiela" and I can say with all honesty, we all hate you. Keep your battle of wits BS in your fedora because the moment you stated your English was better than my English I decidee you could take a long walk off a short pier.