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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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Edited by Doctor Novak: 10/22/2014 5:41:06 AMThe ability to take out the trash without getting up, it's just gone immediately
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[b][u]500TH POST[/u][/b]
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The power 2 see through clothes but in america that would blind me in a day
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3 RepliesI've thought about this a lot during classes. Shooting cooked spaghetti out my finger tips. No sauce, body temperature warm spaghetti. Can control it's velocity, making it slide out or be a firehose and anywhere in between. "Foo gime your money!" "No problem, letnme just SPAGHETTI ATTACK"
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Make people sleepy by looking at them
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Pan hands. I want pan hands. Simple as that.
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Beign albe ot Raed... No really I'm dyslexic..
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When I clap my hands really fast and hard with fully extended arm swings I won't look like the biggest retard ever.
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Edited by Chicken wing: 10/20/2014 7:17:50 PMAbility to cut peoples pubes while they sleep... oh wait...
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The ability to laugh and have everyone hear it around the world. (Not like a laugh that is INSANELY LOUD and travels across the universe, just a normally loud laugh, but everyone can hear it because reasons.)
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The power to manipulate people's pubic hair.
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Make People tired by looking at them.
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Potato
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The ability to write this post. Wait, YES
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[quote]I want the power to punch people through the internet[/quote]the ability to get cosmetic items in games just by thinking about them
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The power to turn on Caps Lock on a computer without touching it. People would get so pissed
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3 RepliesInvisibility while playing the trombone.
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1 ReplyThe power to breath on anybodys neck in the world, even if im not there. Oh the torture i would cause people
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6 RepliesThe power to make the other person orgasm for 5 minutes upon eye contact.
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Set people on fire with my mind
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2 RepliesBeing able to reach into the digital world (video game, movie, etc) through a screen, and pull something out and use it.
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3 RepliesNot having to poop anymore.
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Useless power? I would have the power that allows me to spawn half a banana once every 1hr, 11min and 38sec.
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4 RepliesThe ability to always win an argument it's really useless but I don't care
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Power to have pine straw attract to my body
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Edited by AFAKASii : 10/14/2014 9:21:49 AMThe power to make the speaker tell us the story[spoiler]oh crap that would be too OP[/spoiler]
