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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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Edited by AFAKASii : 10/14/2014 9:21:49 AMThe power to make the speaker tell us the story[spoiler]oh crap that would be too OP[/spoiler]
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Telekinetic abilities that still conform to the known and unknown laws of physics pls
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1 ReplyThe ability to shoot cooked spaghetti from my fingertips
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2 RepliesThe power to care about peoples opinions
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I want the power to bleed whenever I want.
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[quote]I want the power to punch people through the internet[/quote] not really useless
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The ability to do nothing
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The power to make my nipples taste like rainbows and kittens.
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1 ReplyThe power to walk through an open door.
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The power to make my eyes glow. Because why the -blam!- not.
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I want the ability to only taste good things!
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6 RepliesSandwich summoning. I would be so freaking popular.
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2 RepliesThe power of rubber
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3 RepliesThe ability to taste colors.. Purple looks sweet as -blam!-.
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4 RepliesThe ability to have a perfect comeback upon being insulted. I would be a debate master. Or a master debater. However you want to put it.
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The ability to move things with my mind...[spoiler]while I'm sleeping[/spoiler]
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1 Replythe ability to have unlimited Mountain Dew some crazy people say it would be useless
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The power to put square watermelons onto a Chinese bus....but only when anybody named Jamarcus's Great Grandparents' dog swims from The UK to Australia and back!
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Super strength but only when I'm asleep.
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The ability to grow trees out of my body. [spoiler] I am Groot[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe power to breath underwater, when I'm on the toilet.
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1 ReplyThe power to walk on water but only when I'm completely submerged in water
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3 RepliesThe ability to summon a wifi signal at will.
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2 RepliesThe power of a bottomless stomach. [spoiler]every fast food chains worst nightmare[/spoiler]
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The power to take a shit in my pants or without then the shit disappears into the void
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Bacon supercharge
