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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The power of infinite money, but only if I earn the money
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The power to be able to tell which wires connect to which port without even blinking
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To summon toilet paper... Never again will I be stuck
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The ability for meteors to come flying at me, only to burn up a few inches away from me... because reasons
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The power to fly in only zero gravity
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The ability to summon donuts, but by doing so the donut gets erased from existence.
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5 RepliesEdited by abba61: 10/12/2014 6:53:39 AM[u]Rewind:[/u]- Go 60 seconds into the past but become really freaking hungry for tacos.
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Become invisible only when someone isn't looking at you
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thats not useless
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2 RepliesThe power to read one word of people's minds *walks up to friend* first and only work sex*
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To be able to hold my breath underwater, but only when wearing full scuba gear
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12 RepliesEverytime i walk away from something badass i do it will explode
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The ability to remove fingers and plug them into USB ports. So that I can know everything on computers.
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The ability of permanent orgasm
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8 RepliesThe power to give the best god damn high five IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 RepliesThe ability to turn into the hulk. But only when I'm asleep...
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Flight [spoiler]I've stated before that flight is completely useless without invulnerability[/spoiler]
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Aquaman
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To be able to make people $hit on command.
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the power to see insect penises!
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8 RepliesThe power to disintegrate doors. But only when I am without underwear.
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Always be charged with static electricity so I can zap mother-blam!-ers.
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The power to turn my hair into a disco ball
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[quote]I want the power to punch people through the internet[/quote] The power to erase marvel
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The power for super speed, but only when standing still
