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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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2 RepliesThe power to never age past 24. I read this book once in school, Tuck Everlasting. It's completely useless to be immortal, and eventually, I'm sure it gets boring, but it wouldn't be as bad as an afterlife.
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4 Replies-blam!- any girl I want
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The ability to make people/creatures be quiet whenever I want, without them realizing that it wasn't by their choice.
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The ability to see in the dark, but only when my eyes are closed.
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The power to read peoples thoughts involuntarily and at random. I would have no control over whose thoughts I read, and how long they lingered in my mind...
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The power to [i]literally[/i] make panties drop. [b]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/b] [spoiler][i]hue[/i][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThe power to poop out my dick and pee out my ass
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The power to be invincible for 5 sec every 5 years
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The power to pull things out of a screen and make it real. But only once a year for 5 mins.
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To smell like whatever whenever
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The power to know who's calling me without looking at my phone.
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1 ReplyBullsh** man: To slap people when they tell a completely bull lie
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6 RepliesI want to be able to shit other people's pants.
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2 RepliesI want the super power to be able to reach into the phone and touch the person on the other line.
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The power to Fast Forward time
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The power to turn into a lego bionicle figure!
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The power of Captain Hindsight
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3 RepliesI want, THE POWER OF BEING GOOD AT EVERY VIDEO GAME EVVVVVAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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1 ReplyThe power to tell how heavy things are.
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Your powers don't sound useless at all. They would come in handy with trolls. lol
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The power to know every answer to cash cab, except when I'm actually playing it.
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Edited by Heavens: 10/11/2014 6:53:33 PMThe ability to digistruct create any item I choose. But the item will be burning hot for 2 good weeks. Too hot for me to touch it.
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To scorch people, or to execute by a kick im the nuts like in killzone
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Gender bending.
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2 RepliesWell, if you deem THAT as a 'useless' superpower, then how about: -The ability to create super-powers. -The ability to also bestow these on yourself or others. -The ability to become a fundamental absolute in the known universe (immortality + advanced comprehension + all friends are immortalized, somehow).
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1 ReplyEdited by Master Chief: 10/10/2014 10:08:07 PMThe power to turn anything I want into a randomized military vehicle every hour but the gas will be empty and the battery will be dead
