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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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Instantly count the threads of a carpet.
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I would like to have the power to pop balloons with my mind!
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2 RepliesSupreme meme powers.
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4 RepliesTo shit myself and have it go to the person I'm looking at pants I WIN
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X-Ray vision
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1 ReplyThe power to have my own background music. I can choose whether or not other people can hear it too.
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1 ReplyThe power to make people break down crying when I right a rude comment on their post
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The ability to spawn infinite milkshakes.
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The ability to control the trajectory of my pis$.
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On your last breath friend
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The power to bump this post
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Freeze time :)
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1 ReplyEdited by losr dep: 2/9/2015 2:02:48 PMThe powers of arm fall off boy, that guys my hero
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1 ReplyI'd like to be Hindsight Man. Have the power to do something, stand back and say 'in hindsight I should have done.....' Then boom redo it the new way.
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Edited by Lime: 2/9/2015 1:25:27 PMMy friend came up with this one. The ability to take 1 clean bite out of any object. Only one though. Edit: The ability to shrink. No turning back though. You're stuck small.
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The ability to write a strongly worded letter to a celebrity that will actually be read
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1 ReplyTo obtain every exotic in destiny.
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The ability to summon junk food at will
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Every shoe I wear fits me
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Win rock paper scissors every time
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The power to fly but only by closing my eyes. the power to freeze time only when you start the microwave. hot pocket wizard.
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2 RepliesThe ability to see through walls only when in aircraft hangars
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1 ReplyI can levitate but just an inch off the ground
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Summon squirrels
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2 RepliesThe ability to make someone sneeze at any time
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6 RepliesEdited by Spyro: 2/8/2015 11:22:43 PMTo summon a grey at will... [spoiler]to play chess[/spoiler] [spoiler]don't judge me[/spoiler]
