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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The power to replace my hair with feathers at will
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The power to spawn chocolate cake....but it's not just chocolate, it's shit
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1 ReplyBe able to smell what the rock is cooking
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Shoot myself in the head
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2 Repliesevery time i sneeze.. a piece of cheese appears in your mouth
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The power of teleportation, one foot at a time
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I would like the power to teleport to anywhere I can visualise (like the film Jumper) even if the range is just a few kilometres.
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Levitation, but I can still only carry the same weight/travel the as on foot, and My speed fatigues me the same as on foot. I can float up to a metre off the surface.
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1 ReplyThe ability to fly. but I can only fly 3 metres off the ground a travel at the same speed as a usually would.
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3 RepliesThe ability to breath underwater. [spoiler]But not on land.[/spoiler]
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The power to copy and paste anything.
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3 RepliesEdited by Jazz Hands: 10/16/2014 11:59:10 PMWhen I snap my fingers, I teleport one inch
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Ridiculously strong grip
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1 ReplyThe power to extrude smoked sausage from my finger tips.
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Make babies or little kids stop crying
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1 ReplyThe ability to straighten my junk up without being noticed.
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The ability to shit out massive nugs of weed with no pain
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1 ReplyThe ability to have my piss and shit go straight to the toilet no matter where I am.
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4 RepliesThe ability to travel through time. [spoiler]Useless because you can't change anything.[/spoiler]
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Maybe not useless but the power to shoot weed out of my fingers 😅😅😅
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To create portals wherever i go
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4 RepliesInvisibility. For...reasons
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The ability to piss of everyone simply by standing within 30 metres of them.
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3 RepliesI am only invisible when no one is looking at me
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Edited by NeXuS: 11/9/2014 10:35:30 AMI don't think people can read, including, ironically, the OP; the title quite clearly says "useless superpower". I.e. A super power that is of no use. In other words, the power to turn a kettle into chocolate, but only when it is full of boiling water, and you have the intention of using the kettle to boil water for tea, or coffee. Should you change your mind and decide to use the melted chocolate for other means, it will disappear, along with the boiling water. [spoiler]Now waiting on the OP to edit his title, in an attempt to both save face, and make me look like an illiterate jackass. [/spoiler]
