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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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Edited by NeXuS: 11/9/2014 10:35:30 AMI don't think people can read, including, ironically, the OP; the title quite clearly says "useless superpower". I.e. A super power that is of no use. In other words, the power to turn a kettle into chocolate, but only when it is full of boiling water, and you have the intention of using the kettle to boil water for tea, or coffee. Should you change your mind and decide to use the melted chocolate for other means, it will disappear, along with the boiling water. [spoiler]Now waiting on the OP to edit his title, in an attempt to both save face, and make me look like an illiterate jackass. [/spoiler]
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The abilty to spawn Snickers in my hands. That seems like fun at first but wait until I go into a public pool... Chaos
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The ability to communicate with noisy dogs only to tell them to shut the -blam!- up when necessary
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The ability to make Oreo cookies that have no caloric value
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Pooptation (Poop teleportation/control)
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The ability to talk to rocks and pebbles
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1 ReplyTo teleport anywhere like the movie jumper
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Mutant ability; I can pull a win out of my ass. The chance increases as odds against me gets worse.
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I want to look at a poppy seed bagel and know how many seeds it has like Rainman.
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1 ReplyThe power to walk through closed doors but not walls...
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The ability to see through peoples underwear, but not their clothes.
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1 ReplyEdited by Pureey: 10/22/2014 4:17:19 AMThe ability to selectively make other people's hair fall out completely (including body and facial hair). My girl wouldn't have to worry about shaving ever again. Of course, I'd never touch the hair on her head.
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To explode randomly at random times with random power so enemy's are not expecting it
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2 RepliesThe power of motivation. Man I need to type my essay...
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3 RepliesTo have a perfect comeback for everything
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The ability to only speak in haiku
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3 RepliesWho said that was useless?
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Edited by Legend To None: 10/26/2014 4:15:28 PMYou can do that without powers.. I would have the power of Increased social skills. I'd be like Bruce Wayne, havin the skill even though I can't be around people for long.
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Kamehameha
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3 RepliesEdited by MNASTII: 11/25/2014 5:03:25 PMGmahddh
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To be able to float off the ground, but movement speed is limited to how fast I can walk, and fast movement is just as physically taxing as going the same speed on foot (e.g sprinting pace can only be held for ~30 seconds before rest is needed).
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I'd like the power to KNOW
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The power to save Nia in Gurren Lagann. ...............-sob-
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The ability to create donuts so the cops will have a tasty bribe while I walk away from a ticket
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The Überdelete button. Deletes spam, viruses, and junk mail and the people who sent them to you.
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Edited by Doctor Novak: 10/22/2014 5:41:06 AMThe ability to take out the trash without getting up, it's just gone immediately
