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Edited by GENERALSPAZZZ14:
10/12/2014 8:33:49 AM
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The name game
[i]A picture is worth a thousand words, but a gun is worth a thousand dead people[/i]
Ok guys we all know about exotic weapons and their cool names.
-ice breaker
-invective
-plan-c <-- my fav right now
-pocket infinity
-Suros regime
-thorn
-patience and time
Well the list goes on, now I want [b]you[/b] my fellow guardians to come up with your own gun and name for it, write a short story about it anything it's up to you
PS: names and stories that are liked will be moved to a poll thread.
My take on this thread is a exotic assault rifle that looks like the Monte Carlo without the bayonet and instead of white it's grey with glowing blue lights on it.
[i]War and Peace[/i]
Description- [i]Hand engraved on the side of the rifle is the saying vis paceum parabellum[/i] which roughly translates in Latin into [i]if you want peace prepare for war[/i]
[i]Happy hunting guardians[/i][spoiler]a more detailed version of war and peace will come as soon as I'm not fighting off a hangover[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by SerpentVI: 10/11/2014 8:55:54 PMPenis Pump (Excellent CQB automatic shotgun) Dildo 1911 (Old Earth Castro Street Production backup sidearm) Tit Wrench (CQB tactical baton better than ASP or Monadnock) W-4 (Wet Kitty Good ol' American Red Light District Design) Ass Kisser 1049 EZ (Replacement for AK-47 family) Orgasmatron (Pulse Rifle) Pube Trimmer (Infantry support weapon) Big Balls (grenades) Big Dick (One Shot One Kill) Tricky Dick (Antipersonnel Mine) Weapons of Ass Destruction (RNBC) Money Shot (Pepper Spray)
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4 RepliesEdited by Kick: 10/11/2014 11:04:04 PM[b][u]Name[/u][/b] Drakeîn [i]I looked, and before me I saw a pale dragon wreathed in flame, with Death clutching it's grip.[/i] [b]Item description[/b] A white hand cannon carved to look like a dragon that gives off a red mist/glow. [b][u]Stats[/u][/b] ------------------(Max) ------RoF ---------------Impact ---------Range --------Stability -------Reload 9 shots [b][u]Perks[/u][/b] Solar damage {Dragon's roar- +3 impact -2 Stability Take off- +2 RoF +2reload Dragons sight- +2 range +2stability -2 impact} {Dragons fire- Ignites enemies causing DoT. Dragons breath- Charged shot ignites nearby enemies causing DoT}(Charged shot would be half the time of a fusion rifle) Damage upgrade {Glide- Switch weapons faster, move faster while aiming. Dragons flight- This weapon has extremely low recoil. Belly of the beast- Maximum ammo capacity} Pillage- Precision kills with this weapon dramatically increase reload speed. Damage upgrade {Damage upgrade Damage upgrade Damage upgrade} Everyone would complain it's OP, and they're damn right! Lol. This is what I think an exotic should be. Edit: I didn't give a story. "Long ago, the legendary warrior Crota killed the Dragon King after he refused to stand by his side. He then made this weapon from his bones and scales, and trapped it's soul inside. It is said that only the worthy may wield this weapon." Obtained from completing the Crota raid on hard. [spoiler]I like dragons.[/spoiler]
