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[spoiler]Due to a mix up with the filtering of souls that pass on a devote religious pastor was sent to Hell. When he learned of this God was furious and demanded the Devil hand him over or face a lawsuit, after his cackling died down the Devil replied, "And just where will [i]you[/i] get a lawyer?"[/spoiler][spoiler]After passing on the pope arrived in heaven and was rewarded with a beautiful mansion for his years of devote service. The following day he woke up and gasped in shock at the significantly larger estate within plain sight, annoyed that someone could possibly have been given a better reward than the pope he asked God. God replied, "You were indeed a great pope, but you see, we have many of such people here and that man was the first lawyer we ever got."[/spoiler]
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