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10/13/2014 7:49:38 PM
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My life story WARNIING: very edgy (SEIZURE WARNING)
Now this is a story all about how
My life got quickscoped upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to sit the truck down
And tell you how I became the prince of a map called nuketown
On xbox live, I was born and raised
Modern warfare, where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
And shooting some scrubs outside of the school
When the quickscope clan, who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighborhood
Got in one little fight, my mom got scared
She said "I'm getting you black ops for christmas this year"
I whistled for snipars, and when it came near
The license plate said blaze and it had memes in the mirror
If anything I could say that snipars, you're top
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to black ops"
I pulled up to a match about 7 or 8
And I yelled out to snipars: "No hardscoping m8"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally down
To sit on my throne, as the prince of Nuketown
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyThis had more effort into it than destiny... O_O ARE YOU THE LEAD DESIGNER THAT WAS FIRED...
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Holy crap guys I found my first post
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1 ReplyGeorge Castanza would have you weeping.
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1 ReplyImma take this.
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1 Replypls no cappucino copy pasterino
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8 RepliesGr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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10/10
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[spoiler]Glorious[/spoiler]
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[quote]Now this[/quote] Goddammit.
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That was well done.
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5 RepliesYou know when you pay to much cod when.. when your dog jumps at you you snap its neck you gab a briefcase, open it, pretend to push buttons and say bomb defused when you see a jet above you yell AC 130 up above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) add some more
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*has seizure*
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Edited by Neuroscopic: 10/15/2014 12:04:44 AM*dies*
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1 Reply2edgy4me
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G8 m8 really nice XD
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well done.
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Edited by Oak_Khan: 10/14/2014 4:32:57 PMShed a tear
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That was beautiful
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but wut if flud are not kill?
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Topkeks
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You're welcome.
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Gr8 b8 m8 I'll r8 8/8
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2 Replies420/10.
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2 RepliesEdited by Legendary Valky: 10/14/2014 4:41:14 AMBut w8, lets taek a closr look, m8. Iloonminaty confermed. Wot if skelington? 2 spooks
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My he rap
