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10/14/2014 4:48:48 AM
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the last person to text you...
....was standing naked in front of you. What would you do?
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Give her some of my GFs clothes, and tell her to walk down the street to her house. [spoiler]and never speak of it to anybody[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Hope499: 10/15/2014 6:20:47 PM-blam!- her, like i normally do... too normal? EDIT: It was too far better? feels better
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1 ReplyEx girlfriend. My first reaction would be to ask her how she got there in the first place. Did she teleport? If so, I'd be super jealous that she can teleport. I didn't get super powers, which means she clearly won the breakup.
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Jokes on you. Last person I texted was my girlfriend.
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1 ReplyBest friend. Punch him in the face, and demand he put on pants immediately. Then punch him again. Just to make sure the first one hurt.
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Damnit where are Mast3 Ch33f and Arbitur when we need them :(( [sad face ]
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My girlfriend. So we would engage in super happy fun time.
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My gf, I do not object
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1 Reply
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My wife so I bang the shit out of her
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My girlfriend
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Hello there girlfriend c:
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1 ReplyMy boss? Oh boy. I guess she's kind of hot, but... ;_;
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Edited by Skeletor: 10/15/2014 4:35:45 AMPeople tend not to text me, seeing I always have my phone on silent. And I has no friends. Only the fridge [spoiler]for real tho, my super hawt gym teacher[/spoiler] [spoiler]only because she needs to update my grades[/spoiler]
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19 RepliesMy sister. ...she does have big tits though...
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6 Repliesmmm...i feel like I am about to engage in regretful behavior ; )
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2 RepliesMY GRANDMA
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All of my yes.
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Well, judging that it was my GF, and that she'd suddenly be teleported to Colorado, first I'd celebrate and hug her and everything. :D [spoiler]Then: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My roommate probably wouldn't mind.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Sola: 10/15/2014 2:57:29 AMI haz no friends so I text myself Wait wat
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2 RepliesShits going to get REALLY kinky.
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2 RepliesWell... Verizon texted me about data so.... How this work?
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One of my friends that I'd gladly give my virginity to. She's fine as -blam!-
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12 RepliesWe can talk about this later...................
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2 RepliesNobody texts me.
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4 RepliesI have no friends
