Confessions of a 26 Warlock 1. I think Sunsinger is better than Voidwalker. There. I said it. 2. Ignoring the above, if you meet me alone in a dark alley (read: in PvP), [i]you will be Nova Bombed[/i]. 3. I think Relic Iron and Helium Filaments were sent from hell to wreak havoc on our eyes. 4. Sometimes I'll use Radiance just so I can look fabulous while dancing. 5. I think our spaceships appear fly backwards because the camera remains in a fixed position, but the ships stay in geosynchronous orbit, making them appear to move backwards. 6. Stealth Vandals are a guaranteed way to make me panic-launch my super. 7. I don't give a damn if you "earned" your exotic, RNGesus. 8. I generally condemn this behavior, but I will jump ship on the Mars strike. Sorry, I hate Colossuses to begin with. Having a huge one with an even more OP rocket attack is just plain stupid. 9. I'm slowly developing a tolerance for "The Summoning Pits." 10. I used the loot cave once and was thoroughly disappointed with the results. 11. I saw someone farming said cave yesterday. I don't think he knew/cared the cave had a 40-second timer. 12. "The Devil's Lair" is my favorite strike. 13. I think the song "Counter-Attack" from the aforementioned strike is way too epic to be put during the "defend Ghost while he sucks at his job" portion of the mission. 14. I don't blame Peter Dinklage for how Ghost turned out. 15. I am under the impression that only the story missions with larger icons (not just the single star) are meant to be strung together to form a coherent plot. 16. I want to like pulse rifles, but... 17. I try to carry a special weapon of every type and element. 18. I affectionately refer to the Steel Oracle Z-11 as "Hagrid." 19. I likewise call the Invisible Hand M7 "Condom the Shotgun." 20. I think all the people who constantly cry "nerf!" should try to [i]not[/i] stand in front of the thing shooting at them. 21. I'm surprised I came up with 20 of these. 22. I have repeatedly blown myself up when I shot a friend's bubble with Hagrid. 23. I try to find my gear rather than buy it (through engrams and such). 24. The above playstyle will eventually get me killed. But not yet. 25. I treat every inclined plane as a daredevil challenge for my Sparrow.