#1 When I see Xûr in the tower...in some creepy dark corner...I feel like it is the start to a bad hentai. #2 I think wizards are hot, I am in to weird shit I know. #3 I frequently go in to the atheon fight screaming "Leroy Jeeeennnnnkins!" Then get dealt with accordingly. #4 I feel I betray master splinter when I kill Cabal #5 I could have killed bambi's mother in front of him when the vex mythoclast became the vex mythocrap. #6 I follow farmers and dance with them as the run in circles...for extended periods of time. #7 I used the "cheese" method on the templar. #8 I thought it was a legitimate strategy to knock atheon off the cliff. (I played a LOT of nes mario) #9 I yell mmo terms like "you pulled aggro, the tank is shitty" #10 I have so much purple and gold in my vault it feels like a rappers stash safe. #11 I am so addicted to loot drops I shake when I don't get one. #12 I refuse to help anyone kill xylor the unwed. If you don't get the reference...when you do you will understand. #13 I danced in the lootcave for hours accumulated trolling farmers. #14 When I am bored I grab my icebreaker and sit in one spot picking off insignificants #15 I always dance as I cap b on control. #16 I thought this was the funniest and most original post I have seen and laughed literally out loud. #17 My wife accused me of cheating for bringing my ps4 to my cousin's and banging destiny all night.