29 Titan defender 1 if I'm not teleported in the Atheon fight, I punch him in his glass dildo. 2 I do doughnuts in my timebreaker til I'm dizzy then try to shoot running vandals in the face. 3. I still haven't found a way to urinate while wearing my armor. 4. Feel asleep on a strike and woke up next to an exo female. Awkward I'm human, I now understand the cuts and burns. 5. My girlfriend is a lvl 10 awoken female warlock and yes she glows down there, especially when I'm down there. 6. I grab the cryptarch by his jewels every time I turn in a purple engram, I don't trust his blue face. 7. I secretly play with my 26 hunter when my titan friends are not on. Because hunters are ninjas, you go invisible then blam dead knight bones hit the floor. 8. Titans Rule that is all.