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Edited by veilsix:
10/18/2014 9:35:35 PM
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Confessions of a 29 Titan
1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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2 RepliesConfessions of a 29 Hunter 1. I am that guy sitting on the flag that you can jump to from the postmaster hut. Agility must be fairly high to get there. 2. I will prevent you from jumping up there with me, so stop trying you titans and warlocks. Jk lol 3. I ran with OneCollar in the first weekly nightfall strike and it was suspenseful as heck. He got patience & Time, the next week I earned a Hard Light at the summoning pits nightfall. 4. I used to shoot shriekers, until I found out the truth about their death. 5. I know how to use the backstab bladedancer perk, while melee-ing head on. 6. My hunter, has a beard under his helmet. 7. I make montages of me doing backflips in my sparrow, and have been experimenting with hand signals while doing so to look even cooler. 8. I secretly wish my hunter gear had more bulky plating like the titan gear, and the raid piece for my leggings are a tease because only one side is titan-ish. 9. Obtained mask of the third man from xur in the first weekend, the following sunday I grabbed a beer and enjoyed reading the bladedancer QQ threads. 10. This gif simulates the rewarding feeling that I get when I use blink strike: http://i.imgur.com/D7Uvc63.gifv 11. I feel like Jason Statham in "The Expendables" When I go on a throwing knife spree using knife juggler and the instant melee cooldown for precision kills perk. 12. Mask of the third man looks like a Gallente helmet off of DUST 514, but I was always AMARR and am learning to cope with it through rehab. 13. Cabal legionaries look like Gallente heavies: http://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/news.control/65875/1/gaheavy18.jpg 14. I think that Sylvester Stallone would be proud of the way Bungie utilized the "Last Word" exotic hand cannon. 15. I love how my Girlfriend is a warlock and she is taking FOREVER to get to level 20 to equip all of the exotic and legendary gear that I have earned for her via cryptarch gambling. 16. My Cryptarch rank is LVL 60, the Cryptarch is my homeboy. 17. I oftentimes take screenshots of my hunter as he is posing with various civilian broads around the tower. 18. My girlfriend walked in on me when another warlock chick was dancing on me, it took a lot of episodes of "How I met your mother," on Netflix to suffice as payback. I did not complain, the show is hilarious! 19. Destiny has helped me continue to stop smoking. I have been smoke free for over 7 months now. The hype is real. 20. I post my newest youtube videos on threads that are completely off topic from said video, learn to love it. 21. The clan that I am in (darksidealliance) is over a decade running, and was created during the days of Starwars battlefront on PS2. 22. Back then I had a 50 ft Ethernet cord running from the router, all the way to my room (I miss that cord). 23. Sometimes tend to shoot, stab, and then continue moving forward in PVP as a habit. Knowing that a second or two later the hostile will finally register as dead. (@bungie :/ ) But when It works out fine I feel pretty cool. 24. I once knifed a titan in PVP and caused him to fly back at 100 meters per second. If the initial blade didn't kill him, the impact with the walls behind him did. 25. I like to show off my exotics when an obvious tower blueberry is checking out my gear (...) I cycle through everything I have available to equip. They then send a raid invite, I respectfully decline. I'm raid taken :) 26. Confession, the original video above is a fun idea that derived from the 8 rules of being a winner. If you don't know what that is, you can thank me later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyWcynWig98 27. I tap the fire on the Suros Regime while ADS-ing rather than hold the trigger because I can shoot it faster that way... And from time to time I burn half the clip to maximize dps for a first contact. 28. When I come across one too many shotgunners in a given match, I pull out my Universal Remote and put em in their place. 29. I like to dance on top of the Vex bosses in the "Black Garden" when the mind is awakening them from stasis. 30. I have over 200 ascendant shards with no final raid gear pieces to use them on to get to level 30 :(. Useless raid is useless.
