1. If I don't like your shader, I provide an endless supply of free deaths to the opposing squad to ensure we lose. 2. I used to dance in the loot cave and then go make a sandwich. 3. I browse the forums more than I play the game. 4. If all enemies are dead in the divide, I friendly fire like a maniac until some spawn. 5. I rocket all fallen skiffs before the fallen jump, wiping the whole lot. Then I say something like "Regroup! Regroup!" as it flies away.