The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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A business telephone. I guess I can... transfer the apocalypse to another line and delay my inevitable doom?
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How the heck do I use a car door as a weapon? I'm screwed
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I have a couch to my right. So I'm all set.
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I'm bringin' the apocalypse with me.
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My g/f shall be my weapon apparently
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Carousel of paint cartridges. I'm gonna die.
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I'm on a smoke break at work. Next to me is a dodge ram. Does it count?
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My cat and great dane, I ride in my dane and throw my cat at them just like the holy grenade from worms
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A stapler. Should work alright.
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My mobile phone... which I'm reading this thread on... I'm fckd
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Shower curtain..... K
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A small dog
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I happen to have a hammer
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a pencil case i hope one of you's can end my life mercifully before i turn );
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I'm on the can right now and the only thing in front of me it toilet paper. I'm screwed.
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Mine is a co-worker. :)
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Edited by Noodle_of_doom: 10/18/2014 11:54:04 PMSomething black that vibrate.. who ever tougth it was a dildo... mabe you where actualy right...
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The i like trains kid.
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An ipad...
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I have a knife block on my right. *pulls creepy deranged look*
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I got a to do list....
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Super Nintendo, I got this.
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a fork. bucknasty
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Roll of toilet paper. Well then..that's shitty..
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A can of sprite..
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My wallet