The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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It would depend on how the virus is spread. Is it spread airborne/contact or the usual "bite"? If it's an airborne virus: My F'n bike will be next to me and I will be riding top speed waaay out into the country. If it's contact; spear/trident something with a little range to keep distance. If it's bites; that would depend on the zombies mobility. Either A) night of the living dead - slow moving zombies. A hatchet/katana would be choice. B) 28 days later - super fast and aggressive. Long and very sharp katana