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originally posted in: Confessions of a 29 Titan
10/19/2014 5:12:42 AM
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Confessions of a level 30 Hunter. 1. I talk the minimal amount to seem aloof and mysterious. 2. Whenever my raid team is focusing and being silent, I sing pop songs to life the mood. 3. As a Hunter I naturally hate Warlocks. Not sure why though. 4. Learned how to blink from a Warlock, but tell people that Warlocks stole blink from us Hunters. 5. I throw trip mines on enemies that run towards me and end up blowing myself up. 6. In raids I never volunteer for any of the special roles because I don't want that much responsibility. 7. I normally spend raid time trying to explore to points of non-interests. 8. I push people off with the relic shield when we camp on the pillars. 9. When I get seen by a Gorgon, I secretly go invisible then blame it on someone else. 10. Often times I wonder, "when did I get stuck leading a raid group?" 11. When I am placed on the middle sync plate at the beginning of the raid, I let my preatorians get aggroed by the other sides so that I don't have to waste ammo. 12. I always dance when reviving an ally. 13. I make "pew pew" sound effects when I shoot the ice breaker. 14. I turn AFKers into unicorns with my throwing knife. 15. I push AFKers off ledges while whispering "sa-cri-fice, sa-cri-fice" 16. I go mad with power when I hold the relic shouting, "Obey me or else will kill this entire team right now!" 17. I give people male private parts with my throwing knife. 18. I always end up burning myself with my incendiary grenade. 19. I hate Warlocks, but I always play with my friend who is a Warlock. 20. As an Exo, I find the Exo stranger attractive. Life gets lonely beyond the walls.
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