Confessions of a level 28 Hunter. 1. I enjoy the sound of Commander Zavala's voice a little too much. 2. I know the Queen secretly wants me. Her envoy told me. 3. I kept my hunter's scarf until he was well past level 20. 4. I accidentally dismantled my first piece of light level armor. I swear I thought I was holding down X to equip it... even as I watched the bar fill up. 5. Master Rahool sickens me. 6. I think Eva Levante is color blind. She keep telling me she'll have fresh stock tomorrow but she keeps putting out the same shaders. 7. I sometimes stick my head in those galaxy thingamabob globes by the Speaker. 8. The next episode of Hoarding: Buried Alive should star my vault in the tower. 9. I climb to the top of the tree in the tower, sit down, and AFK there. 10. I also like to climb on top of that shelf. The one sitting in it's own little corner above the entrance to the North side of the tower. 11. If I could actually sit on the couches in the Lounge near the Shipwright, I'd AFK there instead. 12. I often find myself standing in front of the large double doors that stand closed opposite the Speaker. I wonder constantly what's on the other side. 13. I flipped the -blam!- out when I found out you could activate the fan above of the Postmaster. 14. I wish I could throw the relic from the Vault of Glass like Captain America's shield. 15. I dislike Angry Cabals. They make for the most functionally annoying enemies. 16. I have two of each: Hawkmoon, Invective, Ice Breaker and I'll soon have another Bad JuJu pulse rifle. 17. Speaking of Exotics, I got my first for coming out at the bottom of my team in Crucible. I kinda love my Gjallahorn. 18. I got my second from a Legendary engram. The Plan C. 19. I've watched a Dreg empowered with Lightswitch run across my screen to my fireteam pal... and stab his face... while I did nothing :] 20. Often times, I'll run Crucible by going invisible with a shotgun and blasting people in the mouth. 21. I lost to a Gorgon in a staring contest... so I punched it in the eye. 22. I don't like pulse rifles. 23. I wish these doors had doorknobs. Peter seems to have trouble opening doors. 24. Cthulu freaked me the -blam!- out the first time he showed up at the tower. Then I realized he sold shiny things and now I'm like his needy girlfriend. 25. I'm Vanguard rank 6 cause its important... I told myself after realizing there's nothing up here. 26. I stopped at Crucible rank 5 because I found out there's nothing at rank 6. 27. Cryptarch rank 29 because WTF Rahool. 28. I pretend the city under the Traveler is a real city. Every MMO needs fake real city. 29. I often wonder why there's a huge gaping hole in the moon. In fact, I wonder about a lot of things in the universe of Destiny. Like where did the Speaker misplace the story. 30. I want the Stranger's subclass. 31. "Will it fly."