So much LOL. So much.
Nice.
Confessions of a fellow 29 Titan.
1, I like jumping in the air and using my Shoulder Charge: the way he throws his knee out makes me think I'm Kevin Bacon in Footloose. True story. Do it. I do it a lot.
2, When a group of enemies begin shouting and squawking, I [u]always[/u] adopt a Mr. T voice and say "Quit yo' jibber-jabber fools" Before punching them. This used to amuse my fire team. Not so much these days.
3, I try to punch [u]every[/u] enemy - small, large, mob or boss - at least once. Always.
4, I like to rename everything. Sepiks Prime - Septic Bumhole. Spirit Bloom - Space Weed. Devil Walker - (for my fellow 30+ UK gamers) Roy Walker (Catchphrase) Complete with "Say what you see" dodgy Irish accent. I'm not sure which one, but one of the three dudes in the end boss fight is called Sol Campbell. No idea why.
5, The darkening sky and bassy boom of an incoming public event immediately takes me back to childhood, and the creepy music of an ice cream truck/van. But no matter what I'm doing, I run toward it.
6, During the Templar fight in VoG, when I stand in his teleport spot, I like to dance. Nothing beats having a dance where you're not supposed to.
7, In the tower, I prefer talking to Cayde. It's Nathan Fillion for f*cksakes.
8, I still call Wizards, Witches.
9, I often fantasize about murdering Shaxx, just because I want his lovely fur coat. But then I realize it's Lenny F*ckin' James and feel bad.
10, When doing the Archon Priest Strike on Venus, I [u]always[/u] sit in front of his chamber before he climbs out. Even on Nightfall. Because - oooh - danger.
11, I get a weird, perverse kick out of reviving teammates. I'll even go on death runs through enemies to do it. Stupid sometimes, but hey...
12, I always get a ridiculous kick out of running past an NPC in the tower to hear them casually drop "Hey, nice armour, Titan".
13, I feel sorry for the Gunsmith. What a SH*T job.
14, I have a deep sense of hatred for Harpies. Because Vault Of Glass.
15, When I find myself in a fire team where team mates have gone AFK, or are hiding during a strike because of the 'Don't Die' bounty, I usually end up singing Celine Dion's "All By Myself".
Celine. Dion.
16, Yes, I admit it: I'm a slide-shotgun-melee whore.
17, During Control in the Crucible, I don't care about kills. I don't care about how many times I die. I care about capturing control points. Why? Because Lenny F*ckin' James sounds [u]so[/u] disappointed in me when we lose one.
Anyway. The Things We Do...
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