[b]AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER:[/b]
"RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter.
We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 32-level Bold.
May all our Chests be Exotic and Radiant....full of Shards and Energy to Trade. Let us all max out our Guardians....in preparation for tomorrow's big day...
May our Icebreakers be keen on heads of those that Boom. May our Gjally's pack of wolves be inflamed and targeting be true. May our Swordbearers dance swiftly - slashing with sharpened glowing blades.... May the light be with you Guardians! OGC Legions gather en masse to dominate CROTA'S HARD RAID !!!!!
AMEN."
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Doust thou even praise the Sun?
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Amen!
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Didn't work...
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Amen!
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Bump just to save this prayer
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AMEN. LET THE RAID LORDS SHINE ON ME
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It's hallowed, damnit. Amen.
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FFS A-MOTHER--blam!-ING-MEN PLEASE RNGEEZUZ PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS -blam!-ING BOOTS TODAY -blam!-
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I just want to find the OGC orbit gear chest
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Dear RNGsus, I Don't wanna do anything illegal now... But I would kill someone in front of their own momma for some raid hands tonight. Amen.
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I got the vex and 3 pieces of raid gear! Only need the boots now and I can hit 30! Also got the raid sparrow..
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Best post ever
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Amen!
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RNGeezus has been kind to me on my drops these last three weeks.
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And may it be done, RNGeezus, in the vault as it is done in random number heaven. Long live the OGC, and may the blessings of RNGeezus be upon all of my clan brothers on this, the holy day of raiding.
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Xbox1 need 2 people who know what they r doing
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If I get my missing raid boots, I guess I'll have to go to church sometimes...
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Amen Father
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Edited by wxy420zabc: 10/21/2014 6:13:25 PMI should have prayed this, I've beaten the raid 8 times on hard now and I'm still lvl 29 and the last drop I got was a duplicate #-blam!-RnG but I did get 2 Mythoclasts!! even though I hate them and they've been nerfed.