was right on the border of two counties
you could be like "I made food in one country and ate it in another" or like "I masturbated in one country and came in another"
discuss things you would say if you lived in a house like that
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better yet, get a houseboat and move to international waters, have a baby and it will forever be a ghost baby that lives off the grid because it has no nationality or identity and he could solve crimes and shit