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10/21/2014 10:55:24 PM
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Your penis falls off
But you have no hands, what do you do?
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Edited by kj2177: 10/22/2014 4:18:49 AMcall a "toe" truck ahead of time because it seems to be working its way down... wocka-wocka-wocka : P
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Consume it and then use its dark energy to grow a new one.
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Ask someone to glue it back on
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Re grow my penis and hands duh
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*Scrolling down topic list* This should be good...
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Scoop it up with my feet. If that doesn't work then I use my mouth.
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Cry. ;_;
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Get yur mum to pick it up. [spoiler]sweg[/spoiler]
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Must of been all that gluten
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1 ReplyTry xbox.com
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Pick it up by clenching my butt-cheeks together.
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Oh God whyyyyyyy *Grows new one* Oh ok
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Didn't need it anyways
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesType 911 on phone then get a ride to the hospital.
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1 ReplyYour dick explodes
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8 RepliesUse my mechanical hand to call a doctor, cause I need a doctor to bring me back to life.
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1 ReplyTurn my penis of and on again.
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I get my hallmates to call 9-11. They're good people, and will understand.
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Seriously [spoiler]I would use my mouth[/spoiler]
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Spontaneously regrow it. Feed the old one to the dogs.
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depends where it fell off
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Edited by Deleted235708: 10/21/2014 11:12:36 PMThis reminds me of the new "21 Jumpstreet", when they shoot that guy's penis off and then handcuff him so he has to pick it up with his mouth.
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I eat a cookie
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6 RepliesBuy a new one on Amazon.
