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Edited by Rogu2Spooky4you:
10/22/2014 4:09:52 AM
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most awkward situations being a Boy Friend or Girl Friend. GO!
I wanna know!
*stares intently*
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IMPLYING YOU HAVE A GF OR BF.
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*Grabs popcorn*
Man guys.
I'm going to be doing a TOP STORIES thing. So keep it coming peoples.
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Been together four years with my bf. Can't even talk about marriage. :/
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1 ReplyI took a shit while she was facing the mirror in front of the toilet doing her make up... It was weird...
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4 RepliesMy girlfriend asked me what I would do for a day if I woke up in her body and I told her I would go on a date with a random guy, get free food and drinks because women don't have to pay for stuff. Let's just say she was not pleased.
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13 RepliesWhen he walks in the bathroom while I'm pooping to tell me we need pop tarts.... Then stares and asks "what are you doing?"
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12 RepliesFartin while cumin 🌚
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4 RepliesI have a gay cousin....he used my laptop to watch gay porn....gf was on laptop and seen history. Very awkward situation there....
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Edited by Skully: 10/23/2014 2:08:57 PMI dated this girl that didn't know how to use skype. Before she left to go to college. I got her to come over so I could show her. Well long story short I opened up skype only to find out all the nudes my x sent me were still on there. Yea that was verrryyyyy awkward....... [spoiler]she still blamed me though[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhen it turned out she wasn't a girl.
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Cutting off her skin and wearing it as camouflage to a slumber party.
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Getting the timing wrong on when you can first start ripping 300 decibel farts in her company can always lead to awkward moments.
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13 RepliesThis one time, I had a gf. Then I woke up. *cries in a corner*
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When you're wearing a tshirt that says "Thar She Blows", her mother says "I bet you like that tshirt" and I stare her dead in the eye and say "Oh I do. I really, really do"
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8 RepliesTalking to their parents after you break up with them. Even worse when you have your new girlfriend there.
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4 RepliesOne of my girlfriends best friends has a thing for me and has been flirting with me a lot. As you would imagine this created all sorts of problems. We talked with her about it today and she went home without saying anything to anyone at the end of the day. I doubt she'll be at school tomorrow, which is fine by me. I need a break from this craziness.
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1 ReplyFirst dates.....first time being naked
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My ex gf of 2 years cheated on me so I left her and her family loved me and they still keep in touch in hopes of getting me to date her again and it's awkward
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4 RepliesLong story short, I had to draw a map of her parent's house and plan escape routes.
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Edited by xCPT WOODx: 10/22/2014 11:40:11 PMTalking about hot ladies on xbox one headset and you cant respond because she right behind you...
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Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Google em.
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10 RepliesWhen first introducing the gf to your group of friends and one of them isn't listening to what you are saying so instead of saying her name he starts to call her as my sister. [spoiler]as if I would be doing things like that to my sister if I had one[/spoiler] This just happened. Your house sitting for your gf's parents and she Skype calls you saying that she cheated and she's breaking up with you while in there house and you still have another week to go till her parents come back home.
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Well it's not awkward for me, but my current girlfriend works in the same place my ex works at, same department and everything. Becomes assistant manager in a month, ex been there for 8 years and has tried
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I had this attention whore/actual whore/scene queen of an ex girlfriend at the time. I believe it was after the first time I caught her cheating with me on guys she 'roleplayed' with on imvu, we were waiting for a bus to go back to her house, she decided to make these two hood girls jealous by making out with me? She was doin some type of girl war thing. Idk. But anyways they went down to the mini mart down the street and came back while we were in the middle of the sidewalk talking to my friend who lived above the Italian Village Pizza shop where the bus stop was. They walked right into us and one of the girls asked why we didnt say sorry for them walking into us? At this point in time I knew they were aiming to start trouble so I said I was sorry because I knew they weren't gunna go after me but they would go after my ex girlfriend standing at 4'10 120lbs. But they kept going, they got in her face and pushed her. The bus came at this very moment. My ex retaliated with screaming like she was going to evolve. The bus driver opened the doors. They socked her in the face and started pulling her to the ground. Bus driver closed his doors and drove off lol. Anyways, they got her on the ground and were kicking the shit out of her. The thought came across my mind to punch some hoes in the face but I couldn't so I got in the brawl and covered my ex so i could take the blows. They pulled my hair, stomped on my bad hand (punched a glass door severed all the tendents, in a cast for 7 months, super sensitive, sweet ass 5 clock lettering scar) it -blam!-ing hurt, they punched the back of my head a few times, I got my ass kicked by 2 hood rats to defend my whore of a girlfriend at a time. After they left we went up into my friends apartment to wait for the bus. Btw my friend just watched the whole time. Then the whore calls the cops like they were gunna call in a swat team or someshit, meanwhile I have some kush kush on me. We talked to them, they just asked questions. Im just trying to act as cool as possible. They didnt find them. Suprise, suprise. But after that its just awkward trying to comfort your girlfriend after she got beat the -blam!- up. But now I replay it in my head and lol about it from time to time. Karma at it's finest.
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6 RepliesTrying to treat your girlfriend and your gf-less friends equally while hanging out can be rough.
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2 RepliesImplying I have a girlfriend.
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*Claps* Very well done, fellow humans...very well done.
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8 RepliesMy Girlfriend has a thing with her best friend. They're BFF standing for Butt F*** Friends. They'd dont actually do that its just a joke between them but it bothers me.
