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10/24/2014 3:38:20 PM
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So there was a fight at my school today...
So today when I was walking to my third period class, I saw a crowd of people in the hallway, all yelling "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
I see some teachers rush in to break it up, and the fighters are revealed: two bookbags sitting next to each other.
These kids set up two of their bookbags to duke it out in a hallway just for lulz...
...today was a good day.
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3 RepliesDude I can relate [spoiler]. These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is. [/spoiler] I had to
