Now, this is the story all about how I got destroyed by the vex mythoclast My game play experience got flipped upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the most butt hurt user in Destiny. In VoG, killed and #shrekt On the list of every mother f[b]u[/b]cking vex Getting bloodied, maxin', gettin rekt all cool And shootin' some Bitch outside of the area When a couple of vex who were up to no good Started makin' trouble for friends in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my euphoria ascended And said, "I f[b]u[/b]cked your mom the night before!" I begged and pleaded with the Vex to not rek me But they beat my ass in and sent me on my way They kicked me out the map I put my Mythoclast on and said, "I might as well kick it!" First class, yo this isn't too bad Shreking bitches with my eyes closed Is this what the people of Bungie workers be livin' like? Hmmm, this might be alright But wait, I hear this is unfair, and too OP Is this the type of weapon they should give this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get it I hope they're prepared for the land of #REKT Well, uh, my ship landed There was a Vex tryin to act all cool I ain't tryin' to get f[b]u[/b]cked this soon I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a sparrow and when it came near The side of it said said NERF and had a Peg on the seat If anything I could say that this sparrow was DeeJ's But I thought, nah forget it, Imma take a walk instead. I walked up to Atheon And I yelled to him, "Sup bitch, time to fall off!" Looked at my prize, I finally made it To sit on my throne as the every other player of destiny. [spoiler]Fresh Prince of Bel - Air [/spoiler]