No no no no no.
It's a device that should in theory open up worm holes to other dimensions.
Let's test it.
*opens up wormhole*
Well, want to come with?
*jumps in*
English
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>_> <_< *turns to random patron* TELL MOMMA I LOVE HER!!!! *dive through portal*
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*decides momma can wait to be told and falls into portal by stumbling over beavers having a bar fight*