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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?

So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you? Let's be honest gais.

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  • I had a 52 year old ask me if I knew how to pleasure a woman with my tongue. After a short discussion she offered me some advice. She told me, " Women with good taste taste good. And I have excellent taste!" Needless to say she go nothing off me. I have also had a chick tell me if she ever got me alone she would -blam!- me. I use to have a married woman at my old gym tell me how she wanted to drag me into the showers there and have her way with me. A friend picked me up to take me to a house warning party and in the passenger seat was one of his female friends I hadn't met before. When my friend stopped to get petrol for his car this girl turned around and asked me for my mobile number. I gave it to her and for the entire trip to our mutual friend's house warning party she kept telling me how one way or another she was going to have my dick at this party. I have lots of sexual stories. I was a man whore basically.

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