I've been thinking. People make careers out of saying absolute BS without proof, and have massive followings hanging on their every word. I kinda want to get in on that, go blab some nonsense about the patriarchy and women being oppressed, and see how many statistics I can just make up on the spot.
Why? So that I can just produce a video at the end of my run where I disprove everything I said, and back it up with actual facts. Then I disappear of the internet, collecting as much ad money as possible from all that publicity.
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Edited by Takeitslave: 10/27/2014 3:42:31 PMStart by stating that the decline in pirates are a direct cause for pollution(make a nice graph). You can go on to say that since [u]all[/u] pirates are men, that men created pollution. Pollution causes illness in women and you could show a pic of some little girl dying in a hospital bed. Therefore men are oppressing women by creating pollution to [u][b]weaken[/b][/u] women. Then make a kickstarter to end male oppressive pollution.... Profit