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Edited by TyrialsMight:
10/28/2014 12:57:34 AM
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FML
My mum walked in on me pulling my cock, what should I do...?
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Ask her to help
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1 ReplyTell her your girlfriend didn't finish you so you had to do it yourself
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1 ReplyThat happened to me once. I slowly turned my head to face my mom, never missing a stroke. Go big or go home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyTell her it'll never happen again and you give her a hug[spoiler]while slowly make a come back while you hold her backstart wanking u scruff[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesSlowly walk towards her while spanking the monkey. Then jump at her like someone ate 20 pounds of bath salts and explode on her. [spoiler]In all seriousness it removes tension.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLook her in the eyes and [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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Say you're just choking a smerf.
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1 ReplyLook her in the eyes and continue.
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"Sorry you had to see me workin on my stuff."
