....wow, a 9 inch dildo may fit in any orifice you offer up......
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This thread just got good /popcorn
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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....
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....hehe, no tread on the tire. old girl needs a village to plough that cooch.
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[quote]....wow, a 9 inch dildo may fit in any orifice you offer up......[/quote] I won't use your dildo, it's yours.
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...well, I washed it first. So, please, nibble away stud.
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[quote]...well, I washed it first. So, please, nibble away stud.[/quote] U wot m8
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......not so much, but.....I know a Great Dane who could use a ride, and as a bonus, you can keep the collar.
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[quote]......not so much, but.....I know a Great Dane who could use a ride, and as a bonus, you can keep the collar.[/quote] I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence.
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.....yikes, if you knew my dad, you would know that was a compliment....having said that....you should ask your mom why she let him in her front door....so to speak.
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[quote].....yikes, if you knew my dad, you would know that was a compliment....having said that....you should ask your mom why she let him in her front door....so to speak.[/quote] Oooooh burn. Mine was a halo 3 reference. Gaylord.
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.....mine was not....woof.
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[quote].....mine was not....woof.[/quote] I hope you get one of your nipples singed off.
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....as I have an extra one, no problem! I hope yours reduce in size, as dinner plate sized nips are only in fashion in the Eastern block countries.
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Hahaha burnnnnn
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[quote]....as I have an extra one, no problem! I hope yours reduce in size, as dinner plate sized nips are only in fashion in the Eastern block countries.[/quote] Being an AI construct I don't have nipples.
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....oh, in our minds you do......you do.......and they are dinner-plate sized.
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[quote]....oh, in our minds you do......you do.......and they are dinner-plate sized.[/quote] Imagine away.