Nothing else to do on your day off? Have you waxed your car lately? Dusted all the nooks and crannies at the house? Get the sand out of your vagina? Be productive!
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[quote]Nothing else to do on your day off? Have you waxed your car lately? Dusted all the nooks and crannies at the house? Get the sand out of your vagina? Be productive![/quote] Don't make enough for a car, have an apartment. Wife is in charge of the cleaning, and rather territorial. Have a penis.
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Stop wasting your time helping people and go get some more money! Thats the only thing that matters in life
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[quote]Stop wasting your time helping people and go get some more money! Thats the only thing that matters in life[/quote] Death is all that matters. What do you think your fate is different with money?
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Yea ill die drapped in the finest linens. Youll die in your dusty apartment wearing dungarees
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[quote]Yea ill die drapped in the finest linens. Youll die in your dusty apartment wearing dungarees[/quote] lol so?
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So people will think i was somebody special.
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[quote]So people will think i was somebody special.[/quote] In your mind there will be people? After? Relatively unprovable but ok.
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There's always people in my mind...
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[quote]There's always people in my mind...[/quote] Uhhhhh Ok *backs away slowly*
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*Rubs hands* *laughs like evil protagonist*
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[quote]*Rubs hands* *laughs like evil protagonist*[/quote] Ignores low hanging fruit.
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I need longer shorts...
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[quote]I need longer shorts...[/quote] Nah the speedos are fine, it's only barely peeking out.
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