*[b]The glass splinters around the bullet hole; blood from the Marty leaves a crimson shade[/b]*
Spyda: "Did you get it?"
*[b]Static butts in, followed by a voice[/b]*
Radio: "Most interestingly, the Martys are practically damage sponges. They don't seem to be bothered by pain. They just sort of... shrug it off. Another thing is all Martys seem to go into a frenzy when Frank O' Connor is mentioned."
"Interesting, now tell me about how people become Martys"
"Well... we're still not sure."
"Not sure?"
"Nobody has witnessed the martification and lived to tell the tale."
"How do we stop them?"
"You don't. Well not by traditional means, anyway. From our experiments, the only way we've been able to stop Martys was by poking them with a stick. Anything else and they will become a Super Marty."
"Is there any way to stop a Super Marty, doctor?"
"There is but one way - spoons."
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