Ooh, nice burn.
Because, deep down, I actually care what you think. Because watching you have a meltdown over the internet, acting hard in anonymity, isn't infinitely entertaining to me.
I know the truth. You're soft. Like a wad of cookie dough.
Seriously though, keep feeding me. Bathe me in your sweet hatred you awful, cancerous scrublord. Mommy will be there to tuck you in shortly.
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I read like a wad of cookie dough and now I really want some cookies [spoiler]y u do dis[/spoiler]
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Hunger is a powerful motivating force when directed properly. You're welcome, sir. Go make some cookies. But don't share with this kid, he just brushed his teeth. Besides, it's already past his bedtime.