I kicked the soccer ball at the cryptark, and much my surprise his head came clean off, I jumped back in stupered befuddlement, then in a great gush purple and yellow engrams like a busted piñata, and like children the guardians rushed scratching and clawing for all the rare goodies, myself among them. I was excited, and slightly pissed, this was were all my true purple engrams went.
Then in a moment of shocking terror realized... Who the hell is going to decode these
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I apologize for my piss poor grammar iPhones autocorrect like a bitch
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Fuking genius is what this is. And use them all as frisbies, everyone's to high for blue engrams anyways
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