First of all, the award is for asses, not created using them. Secondly, using "clever" insults like that isn't really a symbol of sophistication, but it's at least consistent with the timbre of your initial response. Lastly, I'm sure you have something to do beyond making irrational complaints about a game you dislike (a fact about which I could not care any less), especially given that absolutely nothing happens due to your whining.