[b]-Burning Bridges-[/b]
This week we learned how to make the community even unhappier by changing yet again how they play [b]our[/b] game.
• [b]Connection Issues[/b]
Another successful patch, that proved that not only are our servers broken, but that we can make them even shittier, with very little effort.
After reading feedback, we have concluded that the connection issues must be due to users configuration or internet connection
and really only effects a very tiny, fraction of small, less than .000001 % of our users. We have done well can.
• [b]Zero shit[/b]
We have successfully maintained our [i]zero shit given[/i] policy toward actual issues for the sixth straight week and are happy to say that cookies were handed out in the office along with a gold star to our very best ZSG member, Deej - congrats!
• [b]DLC[/b]
We have also been working hard and were very excited to detail this week, our first DLC!!
Which will be bringing you content that you... probably should have already had, but we couldn't have charged you twice for if it had been included at launch!
At least you will have something to add to your christmas wish list!
• [b]PVP[/b]
This week, we have announced more exciting PVP themed changes and events, as we known that the over all majority of our player base love PVP.
Our data shows that only a very tiny, fraction of small, less than .000001 % of our users, like or enjoy PVE.
[i]What a coincidence that number matches those with connection issues. Exactly why we are comfortable in writing them off[/i]
• [b]Community events and rewards[/b]
We always strive to take an unbiased approach in all we do here at Bungie.
which is why we continue to host PVP Hunts, bounties in an attempt to try reach out and connect with all our Destiny players across all platforms.
This week, we were excited to announce another such PVP Bounty, for users in PS4. We would host one of these events for the other platforms, but as it turns out - all of our PVP guys own only a Playstation 4.
We have added ordering the other consoles we [i]support[/i] for our staff to our [b]To-Do List[/b].. and hope to have these same events in the future for anyone still playing on an XBOX by Christmas.
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Again, continue to post your feedback and voice your concerns Guardians, we promise we are here listening to you and we are not laughing at all.
We look forward to continued success with our community and Destiny well into 2015 and beyond!
DeeZ Nutz
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http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/76329968/0/0/1
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Thanks for the laugh, I know the overall reality isn't funny as we all got F'ed in the A on this game. But at least people like you come up with some funny shit to make me LOL and forget how angry I am about it for a short bit. I think you should take Deej's job.