Every gun is too powerful
Every character is too powerful
My left arm is too powerful
My mothers desire for me to stay in the basement is just too damn powerful
Next Destiny patch is coming out with a 'little bitch' button we can click when we view a players gamer card; similar to the like button on Facebook but instead of 'like', it says 'Little bitch'
With enough clicks from players you are able to gain a 'Little Bitch Rank' or 'LBR' for short.
With enough LBR you become eligible for a special event that occurs every Friday at the Tower which is known as Little Bitch Friday.
Only players with a high enough LBR can participate in this event and will receive special 'event only 'items.
This includes:
- Legendary giant black d*ldo
- Common box of tissues
- Common box of kleenex handy wipes
- Rare p*rno magazine
- Legendary p*rno magazine with bonus stuck together pages
- Common rubber duck
- Rare Voice Enhancer, changes tone from man to child
- Exotic Ebola package
Remember all items are ruled by RNG so you may get the same item multiple times.
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