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11/2/2014 3:22:51 AM
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thoughts on hand jobs
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1 ReplyBoth my hands have jobs -Left- Fingering your mother -Right- Touch your mother's tits and punching you in the face. That's right. My right hand pulls a bit of over time every now and then.
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I'm not 12 and in the basement of my girlfriend's parents house so I'd prefer it if we just screwed. Handjobs are neat! If you're a betavirginprime.
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6 RepliesNever got to first base. Wouldn't know.
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1 ReplyI remember my middle school days
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Imagine getting one from a girl with stumps for hands...
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1 ReplyAs a borderline asexual, I don't know either man.
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1 ReplyAs long as it keeps people employed I'm cool
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Theyre a cop out when someone doesnt wanna get dirty or sick of fighting over who's cleaning up the love puddle!
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They're not bad
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They're a cool tease if you're somewhere public and want to have fun lol
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9 RepliesEdited by ThankfulBardock: 11/3/2014 12:45:42 AMI prefer the Blow by blow [spoiler]if ya knw wut i mean ( ͡° ☆͜ʖ ☆͡°) [/spoiler] [spoiler]also cookie for whoever gets yhe reference[/spoiler]
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never hand one
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Suk me
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I'd rather do it myself.
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Not a fan - in order of preference - 1. BJ 2. JO 3. HJ
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1 ReplyGreat to give to other men
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4 RepliesIt's when someone manually stimulates your penis.
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i prefer leg jobs because i like to be on my feet but if being a handy man is what makes you happy then enjoy the purple because aliens dont wear hats. why are there pancakes on the roof? what was the question again?
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All day erry day, bby.
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2 RepliesI don't get the hype around it, Had it happen like 5 times and honestly I can do a better job myself and sometimes its uncomfortable dry and I have told the girl to just stop.....
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-blam!-ing awesome. There are better things you could do instead, though.
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Nah. It's mostly awkward. Unless it's at the end of sex, or it's a casual handy while watching a movie, it's too awkward staring at each other, and not banging.
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They are technically not cheating
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2 RepliesBetter than stabbing yourself with a fork
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1 ReplyIt can rip the skin if it's too dry
