Every gun is too powerful
Every character is too powerful
My left arm is too powerful
My mothers desire for me to stay in the basement is just too damn powerful
Next Destiny patch is coming out with a 'little bitch' button we can click when we view a players gamer card; similar to the like button on Facebook but instead of 'like', it says 'Little bitch'
With enough clicks from players you are able to gain a 'Little Bitch Rank' or 'LBR' for short.
With enough LBR you become eligible for a special event that occurs every Friday at the Tower which is known as Little Bitch Friday.
Only players with a high enough LBR can participate in this event and will receive special 'event only 'items.
This includes:
- Legendary giant black d*ldo
- Common box of tissues
- Common box of kleenex handy wipes
- Rare p*rno magazine
- Legendary p*rno magazine with bonus stuck together pages
- Common rubber duck
- Rare Voice Enhancer, changes tone from man to child
- Exotic Ebola package
Remember all items are ruled by RNG so you may get the same item multiple times.
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Necrobump
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lol, all the snowflakes will be like "hey scrubs look at me. I earned this legendary giant black dildo, bask in my epicness"
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Got to get me one of them Ebola Packages!
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Now you dirty mf's give ebola a hug
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I already feel like the exotic ebola package is going to have to be nerfed, the few tidbits of available information on the world wide web has me believing that. besides, didn't someone already find one in a previously locked area of the game?! this is outrageous bungie; get your sh*t together.
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XD want that rubber duck
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Bitching about bitching.......Love it.
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Edited by Auriventris: 11/2/2014 7:43:44 AMThat legendary Rod sounds good, Going to need me some of those tissues once im done... ;)
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This is exactly what destiny needs.
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Edited by NeXuS: 11/2/2014 7:23:13 AMI don't have an LBR, but I must say, I'm jealous that they have those rewards.