My friends dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU -blam!-ING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and my friend came in the room like what the f*ck and it was his dad holding up a shoe and the cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other. This was certainly an interesting skype call
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He would make absurd claims saying that he invented the question mark.